People always say that to homeless guys
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004
I was about to give it to him and then
"Why don’t you go get a job you bum?"
I’m like that is the greatest disease ever
You got to spend a long time
I’ll sit at a drive through
Half the time you don’t even know
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe
With computers! You'll see, I’ll show them”
Suffer a little in your youth
Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing for me, c'mon now sing
Sing to me, sing a song
Uh, these terrorists masterminds
It takes lots of drunk daddys
Richest countries in the world
Whatever it is, I have it
Why am I judging this poor bastard
Without thinking
Stuffed in your own locker
What the commercial is
What these guys do, don’t you think?
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?
I’ll sit there for I'll sit there
Want a jumbo fries with that?
Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Everything is mega meal
The schools now
To the totally empty counter
Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it
Who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
His underwear outside his pants
Of course not
It’s only three more cents
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
That disease comes
Sing for me, c'mon now sing
An epidemic like it is polio
I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol
You keep hearing about these
He's gonna waste the money
Look at our lifestyle
With a hot chick and a puppy
That comes up all the time
I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has an
Where does that leave me on a Friday
Tired in the morning?”
Do you think there’d be a Microsoft?
Americans, let’s face it
Health risk in America is? Obesity, obesity
Every commercial that comes on TV
Sometimes you have to
Then you get on bus and you blow yourself up”
Like, “Do you ever wake up
“Oh, it was horrible Johnny
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Do you know what’s not natural?
Build the kids’ self-esteem
People love to judge homeless guys
There was cheesecake
Masterminds are another word
Than it was thirty-five years ago
Make them feel good about themselves
They’re not masterminds
But the minimum wage is lower now
We’ve been a spoiled country for a long time
“Who’s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?”
They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic
And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on
That grows in the dirt
Prescription drugs now
A homeless guy asked him for money
Or flying kites or swimming in the ocean
For a nickel you fat mother fucker
What’s going to happen to our porno industry?
To motivate yourself
Want to go large?
How do you get that?
There’s room in the back, take it
It is all about self-esteem in the schools
Take a little run to the store for a throw-rug and a CD rack
And if that disappears
Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day
"Get a job" like it's always that easy
But we got pills for that
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
We’re dedicating all our medical resources
“How’d you get through it grandpa?”
I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem
And pork chops everywhere”
With your underwear
It’s a natural plant
To succeed in later life
“Why do I have to blow myself up? Why don’t I put?”
There are homeless people everywhere
We’re in one of the
Sing for me, c'mon now sing
On the internet for fifty bucks
To keeping the old guys erect
Not that they enforce it very strictly,
But technically I’m sure it is in the books
He looks right at the homeless guy
Is a prescription drug ad
“Okay, you take bomb, right? And you put in backpack
Before you decide to blow a goat
Instead of getting up to
You know we have more
That’s not natural
Oh, my God I have this, write this down
Do you think if Bill Gates
Make the eight foot walk
Sing to me, sing a song
Nobody knows why we're getting fatter
With my new high speed connection?
These women don’t just grown on trees
Behind fifteen other cars
He’s homeless
I can’t watch TV for four minutes
80 year old dudes with hard-ons
This homeless guy was wearing
Underwear goes inside the pants policy
I have five serious diseases
Terrorists masterminds
You want to have thirty burgers
“I’m going to take of the world
Want biggie fries with that?
Wedged up your ass before you start thinkin'
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that?
Super sized
Got laid in high school
I’m predicting some problems during the interview process
Save it up and buy a wall unit
For smoking something that grows in the dirt
Missing a lot of dance recitals
But we’re putting people in jail
I walked behind this guy the other day
Do you know what the number one
That are being killed in the middle east
People running through fields
