Color of your bathwater? Orange
Color of your bathwater? Orange
When it's approaching Halloween
Your clothes keep wrippin'
Have you seen her face it's disturbin'?
That ain't great
You got tangoed
If not, let's roll her to a car wash
Ya ran off to boots, got a box of tinter
And you always know when she's had a p**
You look like the tango man
Slap, bang was on the fake tan b****
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
You've been wearin' the the same jacket
Slap, bang was on the fake tan b****
Color of your bathwater? Orange
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
Orange girl in the ring
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Why not flimmer on the window, saw as a pumpkin?
Look at your face, girl relax
You look like the tango man
Since you were in year 8
Didn't ya see you still got orange fingers?
You tried to be Christina
A broken phone and a broken coat
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
B****, did you know you're orange?
'Cause the toilet seat ain't clean
Bring out the liquid, bring out the lot
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Boge, boge bo do the tango
B****, did you know you're orange?
And ya fake tans so ming
What network are you on? Orange
Color of your bathwater? Orange
Anyways talkin' about wax
Now washin' you will be like washin' a goth
How did ya get a tan like that in winter?
Put out that black lipsticks 'round their gobs
You are attracting flies
How the f*** do we get it off?
Bring out the bucket, bring out the cloth
And it's startin' to look like a sunrise
Boge, boge bo do the tango
You look like the tango man
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
You always know where she's been
It's the gone wrong salon
You look like the tango man
Slap, bang was on the fake tan b****
You gotta broken bra, a broken top
What network are you on? Orange
There's a orange girl in the ring
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
And it smells like you urinate on it b****
Slap, bang was on the fake tan b****
Color of your bathwater? Orange
Slap, bang was on the fake tan b****
Err, it's hurtin' ma eyes
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Slap, bang was on the fake tan b****
B****, did you know you're orange?
Boge, boge bo do the tango
But really you looked like the vicar of Dibley
I think your favorite fruit must be an orange
I think this is gonna be a very hard job
B****, did you know you're orange?
Boge, boge bo do the tango
You look like the tango man
Bring out the detergent
Now step back and just face the facts
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Boge, boge bo do the tango
What network are you on? Orange
B****, did you know you're orange?
Boge, boge bo do the tango
You don't like the fact, I get facety on wax
Boge, boge bo do the tango
Or on ya English breakfast place her
What network are you on? Orange
Like you're the female incredible hulk
The toilet seat has an orange sheen
Boge, boge bo do the tango
What network are you on? Orange
What on c****?
Next to the bacon, she could be the beans
You look like the tango man
B****, did you know you're orange?
What network are you on? Orange
How much fake tan are ya squirtin'?
So ya dyed ya hair black
Color of your bathwater? Orange
Scrub that umpa lumpa, it's urgent