Clapping my hands and stomping my feet
As soon as I finished, I lost my poise
He turned and said in a real deep voice
You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do
And the next time you see your cute hottie
I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right
If I see another girl and I get an erection
We could wine and dine and we could talk about
I went to the bathroom and said, "Mama mia!"
'Cause I don't wanna do the sick, sick dance
I went to the doctor's office, I said, "What have I got?"
But don't blame me if it turns into a foot"
We were at my house and it was time to do it
So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants
And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her
I said, "Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it"
Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave calls her Mrs. Microwave
Is just kick her, so go take karate"
The madder I got, the more I reminisce
But three days later, go see the doctor
And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head
Ran outside and told all my boys
Why is my thing, thing burning like this?
I just couldn't wait to rock her world
I'm a kill that girl next time I see her
So I asked this lady, could I take her out
'Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn
As I turned around to receive my injection
I saw a little lady, so neat and petite
The birds and the bees in my waterbed
And I'll put it down if you want me to put it
She felt so good, hugged me so tight
But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
"Have it your way, if that's your choice
I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said, "What?"
Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt
The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
What have I done stuck my dick in?
"Extending from the middle of your body
They said, "Did you get it?", I said, "Yeah", they said, "How was it?"
I said, "Next time I'll use some protection"
So was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet
He said, "Turn around boy and take this shot"
Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
We continued to talk and before you knew it
Drip, drip, dripping and puss, puss, pussing
The hard way stay in the microwave too long, you get burned
I was walking down the street, rocking my beat
I'm walking in the other direction
I said, "Goodnight", three days later
I said, "Hey good looking, what you got cooking?"
But three days later, go see the doctor
Well, I remember the first day I saw that girl
