Keep It Real...Represent

You turned drag queen, a call girl doin' tricks
I wanna stand back and bust nuts at your butts
With high heels, you stole your mom's birth control pills
Collard greens you wet pig, you can't eat that much

Yo take that wig off, yo punk let me see that, Caesar
With white pumps up, blonde wigs rottin in the trunks
I'm no joke and have respect for your kinfolks

Your girl is cocked up, with lollipops, doggie style

With nine mil's for drug addicts, I keep triggers cocked
That homeless monkey, Barbie doll crystal junkie
I'm crazy out here, mental man, don't respect him
Have your girl on sunset, in Denny's suckin' cock?
Keep it real, represent what? My nuts
Keep it real, represent what? My nuts
Keep it real, represent what? My nuts
I got utensils, back up kid, yo guard your rectum
Lick
Lick my d-head, you girls still pee in the bed
New eyeliner, you was flirtin' with a gay designer
That's right, nine, six and seven
Your wife is banned for leavin' bras in my hampers

You was a woman one time, man I know your game
I got you on Kodak, your pictures are goin' out to
Big head Boo, I put some roaches on your whole crew
Seal up your coffins, and celebrate with champagne
I heard you quit rap, your wife went back to porno flicks
Black girls with weaves, white girls with flat butts

I shut you down, your whole face two o'clock
Like Alfred Hitchcock, the ghost stands on your block
I feel I'm dealin' with plastic, watch these fake smiles
You now in pain, your mom just had the abortion
Then jerked off to Foxy Brown, when her verse was on
Keep it real, represent what? My nuts
Keep it real, represent what? My nuts
Yeah, don't buy 'The Basement Tapes'
(The SharkMan)
That heffer's ugly, plastic why you still bug me
Wear out your welcome, your little girl sex desires
Tie your tubes back, my scope is on your ass crack
Let me see your bald head, that's right
Yeah yeah, you know what? Yeah
Keep it real, represent what? My nuts
(Reverand Tom)
Keep it real, represent what? My nuts

You on some methane, my witchcraft is on your brain
You smokin' sherm or what? I paralyze that butt
With the name H O M O spelled in your name
You got a vagina, your grandmother think it's strange

Nighttime prostitute kid, I'ma take your loot
Get my drink, Absolut, cranberry juice
Keep it real, represent what? My nuts
Black Tail, you're gonna be a star, yeah

I looked at her and said, "Mmm, put your panties back on"
With panties stuck up, sweat leakin' in your crotch
Keep it real, represent what? My nuts
You got paid for doodoo, that package rap was wack
Yeah, meet my left and my right
Paranoid by rug spots, you see the purple moose
Your girl felt mines, and pulled off her Calvin Klein's

Sheisty things going on, somebody's on the pipes

You on some new stuff, I heard about that sex change

All the hairs under the testicles
I gets more wreck, than [Incomprehensible] kids in baby's Pampers

I saw Tampax, gonorrhea red stop signs
Have you scared with crack pipes? Your family throwin' doodoo
(Octagon)
I'm on Melrose, Nicole's takin' sun strolls
Blow out your headpiece, and break out quick on the plane
Have you handicapped, some friends of mine blow your tires
(Kool Keith)
Representin' the scrotum
Labels foldin', goin' down in ninety six

I heard you queer now like Boy George blowin' flutes