I just got off stage, you're still complainin'
Now you wanna see how Keith acts at home
See girl, after the show I'm not to be idolized
The purple dragon, Barney?
What you want from me? You took my picture
Beggin' me to get a magic marker to sign my name on your back
Come on in the bathroom
Back stage, you're excited
If I told you I had eighteen hands, you're so tuned
You're excited, girls lookin' all around
I hate the smell of beadies and you have a bunch of dinky friends
And a adolescent staff, you are immature
Lyin' to get a laminate, is that your man?
Why should I waste my time, get no sleep?
Base your life on fan magazines, I go shoppin' everyday
You're excited, stop lookin' all around
Do that stupid stuff with weird Al Yankovich
Back stage, you're excited, back stage passes
And tweaked out, your ass would believe me
Go try to figure out somebody else, first of all
There's no time to talk about how I got started in rap
Overwhelmed by a new obsessed fan
Back stage, you're excited, back stage passes
Girls lookin' all around, back stage, you're excited
I don't wanna party, drink Bacardi, what you think I look like?
Approachin' me back stage with a guy that's not your friend
Back stage, you're excited, back stage passes
Laugh at yourself, put your whole world on the shelf
You're livin' through my CD, second, you don't know me
Are you some kind of journalist, followin' me around?
No, I don't wanna answer your questions
When I'm in a small borin' city, you don't see me
Some weird guy starin' at me like Peter Pan
Back stage, you're excited
Back stage passes, you're excited
You don't know how to act, let's party, how about it?
You got my autograph, I'm not tryin' to crack any more Coronas
Back stage passes, you're excited
I'm goin' straight home, you don't know, I'ma leave you alone
I'm totally attracted to you but you turn me off as a fan
You're excited, girls lookin' all around
You're very young and giggly with pre-washed Levi's on
You shoulda stayed on stage longer at the New Orleans Super Dome
Call your girlfriends, now you wanna see the way I P I S S
