You should be banished from the human race
You're not well, oh, Mr. Blackwell
You cheat and lie and wonder why
Don't like you now and probably never will
You're cold and mean and in between
You're rotten to the core
You're not well, oh, Mr. Blackwell
I am the truth about this crummy hole
Here's to the world and the times we're in
You're not well, oh, Mr. Blackwell
And we can tell
You're not well, oh, Mr. Blackwell
We'll drink to sorrow, then we'll drink to waste
And we can tell
You're cold and mean and in between
We'll drink a toast to the inhuman race
You're not well, oh, Mr. Blackwell
And we can tell
Why don't you go to Hell?
Why don't you go to Hell?
You're rotten to the core
You can't sleep at night
I am a sinner who just loves to sin
You're all so weak, you know it makes me ill
There's nothing here that can't be bought or sold
I am a fighter who just loves to win
Here's to the kid, a real man among men
You're not well, oh, Mr. Blackwell
You're a victim, a real disgrace