I'm a hooligan, yeah
If I had a nickel, I'd buy some more
I'm a hooligan
(I mean like I'm so bad)
I'm a hooligan
And I'm oh so sad, yeah
Can't even spell my name
So sad, but it's true
I'm a hooligan
Won't go to school again
So sad, but it's true
And I'm oh so sad, yeah
I'm a hooligan
Oh so bad
Can't even spell my name
Baby, what can I do
My mama, she said I was a black sheep
Won't go to school again
Won't go to school again
(I am a hooligan)
Oh so bad
I went down to the candy store
Dropped out of school when I was 22
(Yeah, ha, ha)
My baby, she said I was a creep
What can I do to satisfy you
What can I do to satisfy you
Dropped out of school when I was 22
Won't go to school again, won't go no
(I mean you know how cool I am)
I got a '35 Chevy on a '55 frame
(And like every chick in town loves me)
I'm a hooligan
I got a '35 Chevy on a '55 frame
Baby, what can I do
Won't go to school again, won't go, no
Won't go to school again, won't go no