He can't stop spilling the seeds
After a long hard day selling pornography
He says it's something he needs
He likes to come home and talk to me
That Amsterdam creeps into my PC
Another stain on another blue dress
His sexuality's peeking
Sha la la la la, get your rocks off
Here comes that man again
I say, "Babe you look like a ghost
After a long hard day
He knows that I'm online
Sha la la la la, get your rocks off, baby
Yes, while his girlfriend is sleeping
Here comes that man again
"Knock knock, who's there?"
It's just a matter of time
I never knew I had it in me
Who'd have thought I'd have as much fun
Is that a mouse a see?
Even though we both know it's absurd
Can I see him yet?
Sha la la la la, get your rocks off, baby
Sha la la la la, get your rocks off, baby
A car crash in my psyche
I just can't help having a look
It seems to make him quite horny
So let's go back to the written word
Although when I tell him he's corny
His technological props
Here comes that man again
He's got his mind on the job but
God bless European unity
Oh, here comes that man again
Here comes millennium man
Here comes that man again
He says the camera is on and
Yes, here he comes again
He likes to come home and talk to me
And through the cyberspace
And in the other
Oops, another file on the email
And all those who never sleep
With an anonymous Dutchman?
And sound like a Dalek to me"
Sha la la la la, get your rocks off
Here comes that man again
My curiosity's driving me
And though I'm scared to click open
Rum and coke in one hand
I watch the rapture on his face
Sha la la la la, get your rocks off, baby
