You need your ticket and your tie
Our quota’s filled for this year
Let Saigons be bygones
And get the children, too
No more tears tonight they showed ya
We reserve the right to refuse services to you
Just ring the bell and leave me at the door
Have you tried your local zoo?
I saw my name on the businessman’s lunch
“Boruch atoh Adonoi
Have you tried your local zoo?
So go and turn on channel eight
Don’t you blow this world in two
Your friends are all on welfare
It happened in a pull ahead cafe, Yahoo
Some crazy tall Norwegian bore
I’ll hear them tape-recorded angels in lifelike stereo
Watch channel seven border channel three
One big sonbitchin’ Anglo-Saxon
Take your business back to Walgreen’s
And speaking on behalf of all my fellow creeps
On singing Texas Jews
You know it’s bound to escalate
Just chosen folks are doing their weekly thing
From Texas to the Pearly Gate
We reserve the right to refuse service to you
Right, face, forward, move
Life from Laos and Cambodia
You call yourself a Jew ?
We reserve the right to refuse service to you
You smell just like a communist
Well, it’s just my luck that God’s a Texan
Well, I walked on in to my House of God
But I got a good rise when I heard that Rabbi sing
The latest old war movies on TV
Congregation on the nod
My book was backwards, couldn’t read
“Hey buddy, are you blind? Say, partner, can’t you read the sign?”
We reserve the right to refuse services unto you
Take your business back to Walgreen’s
I felt my bones begin to crunch
We reserve the right to refuse service to you
We reserve the right to refuse service to you
We reserve the right to refuse service to you
I’ll be somewhere over Jordan swinging low
Hear, O Israel, yes indeed
What the hell are you doing back there, boy?”
And the neck who owned the place stepped up to say
You come on through just like a Jew
Well, I won’t mind your tanks and jets and jeeps
Just to help my body shipped air-freight
To zip your prayers on through
