You come on through just like a Jew
Well, I walked on in to my House of God
Just chosen folks are doing their weekly thing
Congregation on the nod
Life from Laos and Cambodia
I’ll be somewhere over Jordan swinging low
Just to help my body shipped air-freight
We reserve the right to refuse service to you
From Texas to the Pearly Gate
We reserve the right to refuse service to you
Some crazy tall Norwegian bore
The latest old war movies on TV
But I got a good rise when I heard that Rabbi sing
Our quota’s filled for this year
“Hey buddy, are you blind? Say, partner, can’t you read the sign?”
I’ll hear them tape-recorded angels in lifelike stereo
No more tears tonight they showed ya
I felt my bones begin to crunch
I saw my name on the businessman’s lunch
Right, face, forward, move
And the neck who owned the place stepped up to say
You smell just like a communist
Well, I won’t mind your tanks and jets and jeeps
Watch channel seven border channel three
Have you tried your local zoo?
To zip your prayers on through
So go and turn on channel eight
We reserve the right to refuse services to you
We reserve the right to refuse service to you
It happened in a pull ahead cafe, Yahoo
You need your ticket and your tie
“Boruch atoh Adonoi
You know it’s bound to escalate
My book was backwards, couldn’t read
Just ring the bell and leave me at the door
We reserve the right to refuse service to you
What the hell are you doing back there, boy?”
Take your business back to Walgreen’s
You call yourself a Jew ?
Well, it’s just my luck that God’s a Texan
One big sonbitchin’ Anglo-Saxon
Your friends are all on welfare
And speaking on behalf of all my fellow creeps
And get the children, too
Take your business back to Walgreen’s
Have you tried your local zoo?
Don’t you blow this world in two
We reserve the right to refuse services unto you
On singing Texas Jews
Let Saigons be bygones
We reserve the right to refuse service to you
Hear, O Israel, yes indeed
