Through the severed necks and keep bopping about
Bone and flesh in a big bucket
Hey, blend yourself, process yourself
Just like the Clancy brothers
It's just a pink puree of blood
Become a glass of animal juice"
And the background singers sound
Whistling one of those Irish jigs
Of fruit juices and vegetable juices?
Then the guy pulls out a huge knife
Anyway, by the end of it
And swam through a river of snot
Are ya hot as anything?
A million dollars for a half a minute
So now all the body parts are lying in a heap
This was a commercial for deodorant, I think
So what about that?
There's an Irish flute and a mandolin, I think
Okay? Okay? Okay
Offer them a cool refreshing glass of yourself"
Or a food processor or a blender or something
Are ya hot as anything?
Or soap or something
They, they both sing this song together
And cut off all your limbs"
A million dollars a half a minute
Then all of the body parts
Where the advertising time costs
Next time company comes over
It's very beautiful music that's playing
Are ya hot as anything?
Start hopping and bopping around like little bunny rats
And cuts off his first two fingers
While taking turns dismembering each other
Did I mention they're both dressed in green?
It's really a wonderful commercial
In what's left of his left hand
And a woman walks up and says
And stab yourself in the eye"
It looks like the two of them have been through a juicer
Then they jump into the mouths of the singing heads
But the heads are still singing
But it's still singing somehow
And hands her the knife
"Are ya icky? Are ya sticky?
During the Super Bowl, maybe
Stop being such a selfish piece of snot
"Haven't you had enough
Hey, cut off two of your fingers
"Manly yes, but I like it too"
"Are ya icky? Are ya sticky?
And somehow catches them
Then he stabs himself in the eye
Then they join arms and do this Irish folk dance
And hands them to the woman
But then they just slip right back out
"Are ya icky? Are ya sticky?
And she stabs herself in the eye, okay? Okay?
An Irish guy walking through a field of green
Spectacular, it must of cost a fortune to make
The kind of commercial you'd see
"Give of yourself
But I wanna know about the commercial I saw on TV
Wow, imagine that
Twice as wide as the mighty Mississippi
Hey, get away from summer