I woke up this morning with a bad hangoverAnd my penis was missing againThis happens all the timeIt's detachableThis comes in handy a lot of the timeI can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in troubleOr I can rent it out when I don't need itBut now and then I go to a partyGet drunkAnd the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with itFirst I looked around my ap...
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So, I've been on this TV reminiscence mission. This is random, very windy, circuitous, of logic. BUT - I had my sister ready my MOG-posts re: our childhood TV watching. She loved it. And she reminded me that on those Sunday afternoons and afterschool when we would watch the Bugaloos, Giggle-snort hotel, Land of the Lost, or Brady Bunch and Monkeys reruns we were not allowed sweet, greasy, or cr...
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I would really like to be John S. Hall, the guy who wrote Detachable Penis, or at least hang out with him. Can you just imagine how much action that guy gets, and besides all that you can't write a song chockabok full of that much awesome with being a really cool guy. I can see the conversation now..."Hey baby, I wrote Detachable Penis. We make sex now, yes?""OMG TEH SEXXAY!!!"And no, I don't k...
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This had to be one of the most retarded songs ever written. But still remains one of those odd stand out songs of my 90's youth. It still cracks me up every time I hear it.
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