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In Honor Of My Butt Pirate Friend @ ; ) A Funk Of Sorts Or ISENIH #32
about 1 year ago
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(Thanks Lizzie for the reminder of the 'butt pirate' phrase, hehe)After the ensuing comments on this post "*here*":http://mog.com/blog_post/view/106373#comment-414252 I just couldn't resist posting this hysterical song that is funky in it's own twisted way(warning, dirty words, dirty words, hehe):I love me some King Missile since they are just so out there yet right on target when it counts. My...

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Lad's And Beaut's, Now a Word From Dick...
over 2 years ago
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangoverAnd my penis was missing againThis happens all the timeIt's detachableThis comes in handy a lot of the timeI can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in troubleOr I can rent it out when I don't need itBut now and then I go to a partyGet drunkAnd the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with itFirst I looked around my ap...

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Good Nite...
over 2 years ago
Ahhhh, Berkeley days....
over 2 years ago

So, I've been on this TV reminiscence mission. This is random, very windy, circuitous, of logic. BUT - I had my sister ready my MOG-posts re: our childhood TV watching. She loved it. And she reminded me that on those Sunday afternoons and afterschool when we would watch the Bugaloos, Giggle-snort hotel, Land of the Lost, or Brady Bunch and Monkeys reruns we were not allowed sweet, greasy, or cr...

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Removable Genitals.
over 2 years ago

I would really like to be John S. Hall, the guy who wrote Detachable Penis, or at least hang out with him. Can you just imagine how much action that guy gets, and besides all that you can't write a song chockabok full of that much awesome with being a really cool guy. I can see the conversation now..."Hey baby, I wrote Detachable Penis. We make sex now, yes?""OMG TEH SEXXAY!!!"And no, I don't k...

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