That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
Boy, she looks like the marrying kind
And watching all this football is sure getting old
Things that never cross a man's mind
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
Wish I was working this weekend
The color scheme is a crime
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
Let's lay here and cuddle 'til we both drift off
Her lips are too red, her skirt is too tight
Things that never cross a man's mind
Things that never cross a man's mind
If we don't make love that'll be just fine
Not on the lake wetting my line
Let's turn off the TV, now can't we just talk?
Things that never cross a man's mind
Brad Pitt is sexy, why did he change his hair?
Things that never cross a man's mind
That movie was good except for the violent parts
Not on the lake wetting my line
I feel a little bloated, think I'm fixing to starve
And watching all this football is sure getting old
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
These curtains clash with the carpet
Her legs are too long and her heels are too high
Things that never cross a man's mind
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold
That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
Wish I was working this weekend
