Secretly you’re so amused
No, you don’t even like
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
With someone that wears more makeup than
I’m so angry 'cause you’d rather MySpace instead
No, you don’t even like
No, you don’t even like
No, you don’t even like
No, you don’t even like
You pull ‘em down and there’s really nothing there
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No, you don’t even like boys
You bitch and moan about LA
No, you don’t even like
You’re so sad maybe you should buy a Happy Meal
No, you don’t even like
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No, you don’t even like
That nobody understands you
No, you don’t even like boys
No, you don’t even like
No, you don’t even like
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No, you don’t even like
No, you don’t even like
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No, you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay, you’re so gay
No, you don’t even like
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
No, you don’t even like
You walk around like you’re oh so debonair
No, you don’t even like
And drive electrical cars
No, you don’t even like
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
You’re so skinny you should really Supersize the deal
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
I wish you would just be real with me
I’m so mean 'cause I cannot get you outta your head
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
I can’t believe I fell in love
No, you don’t even like
You don’t eat meat
No, you don’t even like
No, you don’t even like boys