And we never even liked him from the start
I swear I've never felt this way about any other guy
So, I went to that party
And if your guy's with someone that's sleazy
I just think that we'd get on
That would because that's insanity
But I wasn't sure if I looked my best
I particularly liked CSI
And when I saw you kissing that girl
My heart, it shattered and my eyes, they watered
And I heard she done some really nasty stuff
'Cause you deserve a real nice guy"
I don't know your timetable
Then he ain't worth your time
And I was wearing this dress
Locked myself in the toilets for the entire night
Much more heavily than I'd originally planned
So, I proceeded to get drunk and to cry
I don't even have an opinion
Strutting through each room trying to find you
I don't know your face of by heart
But I must admit that there's still a part of me
And that time you shook my hand, it felt so nice
'Cause I wanted to impress
Saturday night, I watched Channel 5
It was well embarrassing
But I was walking along and I bumped into you
His eyes are way to close together
Seeing as I can't, you don't say hi and you walk by
That thinks we might get on
I don't ever make up stuff about us
And my friends were like, "Whatever
And I think you thought that I was a bit of a twat
Everyone, they're kind of arty
I conducted a plan to bump into you most accidentally
Down in the park with Michael"
Oh, I wish I could tell you face to face
Seems highly inappropriate
On that tramp that you are still seeing
And when I tried to speak, I stuttered
But yeah, I just think that we might get on
And now he's with that tart
'Cause I was so nervous
And I don't usually notice people's eyes but
But asking for your telephone number
You'll find someone better
"He said she's easy
To see if you're in
I don't ever dream about you and me
I don't ever drive by your house
Instead of singing this stupid song
But I carried on regardless
