Strutting through each room trying to find you
But I was walking along and I bumped into you
So, I proceeded to get drunk and to cry
And my friends were like, "Whatever
I don't know your face of by heart
My heart, it shattered and my eyes, they watered
That thinks we might get on
And when I tried to speak, I stuttered
I don't ever make up stuff about us
And I was wearing this dress
'Cause I was so nervous
Locked myself in the toilets for the entire night
But I wasn't sure if I looked my best
Saturday night, I watched Channel 5
'Cause you deserve a real nice guy"
Everyone, they're kind of arty
But yeah, I just think that we might get on
And when I saw you kissing that girl
I don't ever drive by your house
I particularly liked CSI
And I don't usually notice people's eyes but
And that time you shook my hand, it felt so nice
I don't even have an opinion
"He said she's easy
I don't know your timetable
Much more heavily than I'd originally planned
I just think that we'd get on
I don't ever dream about you and me
And if your guy's with someone that's sleazy
But I must admit that there's still a part of me
Seeing as I can't, you don't say hi and you walk by
And I heard she done some really nasty stuff
And we never even liked him from the start
So, I went to that party
I conducted a plan to bump into you most accidentally
I swear I've never felt this way about any other guy
Down in the park with Michael"
Oh, I wish I could tell you face to face
Instead of singing this stupid song
And I think you thought that I was a bit of a twat
But asking for your telephone number
To see if you're in
You'll find someone better
That would because that's insanity
But I carried on regardless
Seems highly inappropriate
And now he's with that tart
It was well embarrassing
On that tramp that you are still seeing
His eyes are way to close together
Then he ain't worth your time
'Cause I wanted to impress
