I particularly liked CSI
I don't ever dream about you and me
'Cause you deserve a real nice guy"
I don't know your face of by heart
Down in the park with Michael"
Instead of singing this stupid song
But I was walking along and I bumped into you
I just think that we'd get on
Strutting through each room trying to find you
And that time you shook my hand, it felt so nice
And I think you thought that I was a bit of a twat
I don't ever make up stuff about us
And when I tried to speak, I stuttered
And if your guy's with someone that's sleazy
Much more heavily than I'd originally planned
My heart, it shattered and my eyes, they watered
It was well embarrassing
And I heard she done some really nasty stuff
'Cause I wanted to impress
Saturday night, I watched Channel 5
You'll find someone better
On that tramp that you are still seeing
I conducted a plan to bump into you most accidentally
'Cause I was so nervous
Then he ain't worth your time
And I don't usually notice people's eyes but
So, I proceeded to get drunk and to cry
To see if you're in
And I was wearing this dress
But I wasn't sure if I looked my best
But I carried on regardless
But yeah, I just think that we might get on
And when I saw you kissing that girl
Oh, I wish I could tell you face to face
I swear I've never felt this way about any other guy
And now he's with that tart
"He said she's easy
That would because that's insanity
Seems highly inappropriate
I don't ever drive by your house
Seeing as I can't, you don't say hi and you walk by
I don't know your timetable
His eyes are way to close together
So, I went to that party
Everyone, they're kind of arty
I don't even have an opinion
And we never even liked him from the start
That thinks we might get on
Locked myself in the toilets for the entire night
But I must admit that there's still a part of me
And my friends were like, "Whatever
But asking for your telephone number
