Officer

With a warning I check my wipers and defog
I’m not drunk I wanna go home, officer
My admiration forces me to leave her
I’m not drunk I wanna go home, officer
It’s been a long road and I feel awful
And that’s all, that’s all

I’m not drunk I wanna go home, officer

On and on over a place I'll live forever
So I pick a song and I sing along while lofty dreams dance
I’m not drunk I wanna go home, officer
In his pajamas, I only got ten dollars

I’m not drunk I wanna go home, officer
It’s been a long road and everything’s awkward
I’m not drunk I wanna go home, officer
Run out of gas, wake a stranger up to fill my tank
A twitterpated buzz is coming off of her
I notice my mind is on the floor but I must move onward
And that’s all, that’s all, that’s all
So I’m back in my car and I get pulled over
It’s been a long road and I feel awful
I’m not drunk I wanna go home, officer
And that’s all, that’s all, that’s all

It’s been a long road and I feel awful
She asks me to stay but I’ve outgrown her
I’m not drunk I wanna go home, officer

She has company and I’ve walked into the wrong room

So I go to the bathroom and I wash my hands in sulfur water