Everything is average nowadays
Oh, everything is average nowadays
'Cos everyone is sitting on the fence
You threw away the book of rules
Or a sledge and a hill in heavy weather
So get your coats, we're leaving
There's not much to believe in
'Cos everything is average
But I don't really see the signs
We'll just do something else
When everything is going down the pan
All I need is a ball and a wall
You thought that we should read it
But everyone would do it if they can
Everything is average nowadays
Not much to believe in
Now you say it's getting better
Said it is too different
When everyone would do it if they can
And everything will always stay the same
We'll just do something else
All I need is a ball and a wall
Left up on the shelf
Now you said we didn't need it
Left up on the shelf
Of everything is average
When everyone is following the craze
There's not much to believe in
You thought it would be suicide
A sledge and a hill in heavy weather
I wouldn't even know how to
We'll just do something else
Left up on the shelf
But everything is of no consequence
Oh, everything is average nowadays
So get your coats, we're leaving
When everything is going down the pan
When everyone is following the craze
So get your coats, we're leaving
