Of everything is average
There's not much to believe in
Now you said we didn't need it
You thought that we should read it
And everything will always stay the same
All I need is a ball and a wall
You thought it would be suicide
Oh, everything is average nowadays
Or a sledge and a hill in heavy weather
Left up on the shelf
Left up on the shelf
Now you say it's getting better
A sledge and a hill in heavy weather
You threw away the book of rules
When everyone is following the craze
When everything is going down the pan
So get your coats, we're leaving
When everyone would do it if they can
We'll just do something else
'Cos everyone is sitting on the fence
But everyone would do it if they can
There's not much to believe in
So get your coats, we're leaving
But everything is of no consequence
Oh, everything is average nowadays
'Cos everything is average
We'll just do something else
Said it is too different
So get your coats, we're leaving
Everything is average nowadays
All I need is a ball and a wall
We'll just do something else
When everything is going down the pan
I wouldn't even know how to
Left up on the shelf
But I don't really see the signs
Everything is average nowadays
Not much to believe in
When everyone is following the craze