If the girls start moving the boys will start moving
If the girls start moving the boys will start moving
If you wanted mystery you've blown it
It's a mystery
But Jaguar Shoes is the best you can stay
If the girls start moving the boys will start moving
You want some history
If it's a waste of money you have to have it
That you'd do before you got to this age
So last night you got up and out of this room
You want some history
The lord of the bored and a slave to the beige
If the girls start moving the boys will join in
It's a mystery
It's a mystery
Procession, a lesson to what not to wear
Today as you shake off the drunken debris
It's a waste of money you have to admit
If the girls start moving the boys will join in
It's a mystery
All that is left is the vague memory
Down in the grout of a night on the tiles
If the girls start moving the boys will join in
It's a waste of brain cells hard to resist
It's a mystery
The ceiling is peeling and covered in gloom
If it's a waste of money you have to have it
It's a mystery
If the girls start moving the boys will start moving
It's a mystery
It's a mystery
It's a mystery
It's hard to remember but totally worthwhile
It's a waste of brains but hard to resist
It's a waste of money you have to admit
If you wanted history you missed it
You want history
