And if there's anybody left in here
Walking through town is quite scary
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen
It's not very pretty I tell thee
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
To borrow a pound for a condom
It's not very sensible either
They're not very sensible
I predict a riot
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
He said that he saw it before me
An old Leodensian
Who that doesn't want to be out there
I predict a riot
A friend of a friend he got beaten
I tried to get to my taxi
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
And if there's anybody left in here
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
Who that doesn't want to be out there
And wants to get things a bit gory
Watching the people get lairy
Walking through town is quite scary
The man in a tracksuit attacks me
I predict a riot
It's not very sensible
Girls scrabble round with no clothes on
Would never of happened to Smeaton