And put starz in their eyes?
Well they just didn't realize
So little time for these one off arseholes
So why'd you wanna go and get so down hearted
And put starz in their eyes?
And then they'll tell you that
They'll keep you down by any means
And put starz in their eyes?
From the dog and duck karaoke machine
Now why do you wanna go
And it's a long way to come
And put starz in their eyes?
But you've come a long way from the place that you started
It's such a short gap between the gutter and stars
And Saturday night's drunken dreams
So why do you wanna go
And put starz in their eyes?
And Saturday night's drunken dreams
It's the same old story
It's the same old story
So why do you wanna go
Well, footprints are fool's gold
It's the same old story
And put starz in their eyes?
Your mum and dad, they can't believe
And put starz in their eyes?
Uncuttin' your nose, clean coat in your bladder
Used to be satisfied, now you feel like Mick Jagger
What you appear to have achieved
Now why do you wanna go
Remember they said you'd show them all
Well they just didn't realize
And put starz in their eyes?
Each of them a bitter bullshitter
Behind the steel barrier, sequence and glitter
It's the same old story
Now why do you wanna go
Your paranoia casts aspersions
Now why do you wanna go
And put starz in their eyes?
On the truths you know
By the end of the night
Now why do you wanna go
Five inch heels still knee deep in the litter
Wrapped up in the cloak of fake glamor
Since you became a V.I. Person
And diamonds crust their glitz on their one off plimsolls
From the dog and duck karaoke machine
And it's a long way to come
Emphasize the rise but not the fall
That's just the way it goes
And now you're playin' a shoppin' mall
And they'll just put you in a spotlight
Or maybe not
From the dog and duck karaoke machine
From your private bedroom dance routines
It's like your problems have all worsened
You'll be stiflin' your screams
Saturday night's drunken dreams
Why do you wanna go
Why do you wanna go
And hope that you'll do alright
And it's a long way to come
Welcome to the kingdom of the blagger
Are just laughin' in their sleeves
It's the same old story
Well they just didn't realize
Now why do you wanna go
And put starz in their eyes?
A whole lot happier, a whole lot sadder
And it's a long way to come
And put starz in their eyes?
And when you're trippin' over your dreams
Saturday night's drunken dreams
Rigor mortis Ken and Barbie dolls
Maybe you'll make the evenin' news
A pair of big shades and a push up bra
While the rest of these users
And now the tabloids use your face
That's just the way it goes
Well, they just didn't realize
And put starz in their eyes?
Now why do you wanna go
Starz in their eyes?
It's like your problems have all worsened
Starz in their eyes
To document your fall from grace
And put starz in their eyes?
Gettin' lost in the camera
Well, they just didn't realize
From your private bedroom dance routines
And it's a long way to come
Now why do you wanna go
Now why do you wanna go
On the truths you know
When I grow up I'm goin' to be famous
Your paranoia casts aspersions
Since you became a V.I. Person