And hope that you'll do alright
Your paranoia casts aspersions
That's just the way it goes
Uncuttin' your nose, clean coat in your bladder
And now the tabloids use your face
Well, they just didn't realize
Well they just didn't realize
And it's a long way to come
Each of them a bitter bullshitter
That's just the way it goes
It's like your problems have all worsened
Saturday night's drunken dreams
It's the same old story
Well, they just didn't realize
A pair of big shades and a push up bra
So why do you wanna go
And now you're playin' a shoppin' mall
So why'd you wanna go and get so down hearted
And they'll just put you in a spotlight
It's the same old story
Five inch heels still knee deep in the litter
Why do you wanna go
Your paranoia casts aspersions
And put starz in their eyes?
Well, footprints are fool's gold
And then they'll tell you that
And it's a long way to come
Your mum and dad, they can't believe
Now why do you wanna go
And put starz in their eyes?
And Saturday night's drunken dreams
Now why do you wanna go
And Saturday night's drunken dreams
And put starz in their eyes?
It's like your problems have all worsened
Well they just didn't realize
To document your fall from grace
It's the same old story
And diamonds crust their glitz on their one off plimsolls
And put starz in their eyes?
Rigor mortis Ken and Barbie dolls
And put starz in their eyes?
Why do you wanna go
And put starz in their eyes?
And put starz in their eyes?
When I grow up I'm goin' to be famous
Now why do you wanna go
Maybe you'll make the evenin' news
And it's a long way to come
Since you became a V.I. Person
Remember they said you'd show them all
Now why do you wanna go
So little time for these one off arseholes
Now why do you wanna go
Since you became a V.I. Person
Used to be satisfied, now you feel like Mick Jagger
While the rest of these users
But you've come a long way from the place that you started
And it's a long way to come
And put starz in their eyes?
From the dog and duck karaoke machine
On the truths you know
Gettin' lost in the camera
Starz in their eyes?
Saturday night's drunken dreams
On the truths you know
From the dog and duck karaoke machine
Now why do you wanna go
Now why do you wanna go
Welcome to the kingdom of the blagger
And put starz in their eyes?
From your private bedroom dance routines
They'll keep you down by any means
A whole lot happier, a whole lot sadder
It's the same old story
From the dog and duck karaoke machine
And it's a long way to come
And put starz in their eyes?
Wrapped up in the cloak of fake glamor
Are just laughin' in their sleeves
Emphasize the rise but not the fall
Starz in their eyes
And put starz in their eyes?
It's such a short gap between the gutter and stars
So why do you wanna go
It's the same old story
What you appear to have achieved
You'll be stiflin' your screams
And put starz in their eyes?
Behind the steel barrier, sequence and glitter
From your private bedroom dance routines
Now why do you wanna go
By the end of the night
And put starz in their eyes?
Now why do you wanna go
And when you're trippin' over your dreams
Or maybe not
Well they just didn't realize