'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
But stop what you're doin' honey, come over here
I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for me
'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Got an out of town pistol with the graveyard frame
'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for me
Look out, look out
It shoots tombstone bullets with the ball and chain
I'm drinkin' TNT and smokin' dynamite
I'll prove it to you baby that I ain't no square
Well I'm ready for
One more drink honey I wish you would
I'm feelin' so good honey that's for sure
Well I been drinkin' gin like never before
A ready for, a ready for
All you pretty little chicks with your curly hair
Take a whole lot of lovin' to make me feel good
I hope some schoolboy pick a fight
Well I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for me
Know you feel like I ain't nowhere
Well I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for
Now listen
