Highway Patrol

If I write you out a ticket, then you'd better drive slow

I'm the highway patrol, the highway patrol

If your drivin' too fast like you shouldn't do
I'm workin' for the state, I'm the highway patrol

I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm the highway patrol
'Cause my door's painted white
But I'll do my best to keep you driving slow

I work all day and I work all night
Well, you'll know me when you see me
My hours are long and my pay is low
So watch out what you're doin' when you're drivin' my way
You can bet your boots, I'm comin' after you
'Cause if you try to run away I'm gonna bring ya back

I'm here to keep all the speeders drivin' slow
My hours are long and my pay is low
I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm the highway patrol

And my siren screamin' in my flashin' red lights
If you wanna race then get on a race track
I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm a highway patrol
I'm the highway patrol, the highway patrol
But I'll do my best to keep you driving slow
I'm a guy who's the boss on this highway
I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm the highway patrol
Just to keep the law and order, tryin' to do what's right
If you break the law, you'll hear from me, I know