And they were both out on Highway 61
Howard said there's only one place I know
Now the rovin' gambler he was very bored
And Louie the King said let me think for a minute son
My complexion she said is much too white
And he said yes I think it can be easily done
Well Mack the Finger said to Louie the King
God says, "Out on Highway 61."
Told the first father that things weren't right
But the second mother was with the seventh son
He asked poor Howard where can I go
God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but
But yes I think it can be very easily done
Just take everything down to Highway 61
We'll just put some bleachers out in the sun
Well Georgia Sam he had a bloody nose
0L' Howard just pointed with his gun
Welfare Department they wouldn't give him no clothes
Do you know where I can get rid of these things
The next time you see me comin' you better run"
And said that way down on Highway 61
I got forty red white and blue shoe strings
He said come here and step into the light he says hmm you're right
Well Abe says, "Where do you want this killin' done?"
Now the fifth daughter on the twelfth night
He found a promoter who nearly fell off the floor
He was tryin' to create a next world war
Sam said tell me quick man I got to run
God say, "No." Abe say, "What?"
Let me tell the second mother this has been done
He said I never engaged in this kind of thing before
And a thousand telephones that don't ring