The show was long and we were just sittin' there
I'm surprised to find my mind's still fairly sound
With us some Kitty Wells and Charlie Pride
We received our education
But if you're stayin' in a motel there and leave
So I don't know if we went on that night at all
I guess Buffalo ain't geared for me and Paul
I'm surprised to find my mind's still fairly sound
But I believe they like to pick on me and Paul
Just don't leave nothin' in your clothes
We received our education
But I'm finally standin' upright on the ground
Well, it's been rough and rocky travelin'
But I know I've said the same about them all
They refused to let us board the plane at all
I thought Nashville was the roughest
I thought Nashville was the roughest
But I don't think they even missed us
And at the airport in Milwaukee
And after takin' several readings
But I know I've said the same about them all
And after takin' several readings
Almost busted in Laredo
But for reasons that I'd rather not disclose
They said we looked suspicious
And on a package show in Buffalo
And we drank a lot of whiskey
In the cities of the nation, me and Paul
And we'd come to play and not just for the ride
