She wants a husband but not any time soon y'all
She looks uptown but she ain't really
She's got long blonde hair and her eyes are blue
She's got a self-a-beauty school diploma
Can't be this happy, somebody slap me
The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothing
Can't be this happy, somebody slap me
She pets my dog and she likes my buddies
She's independent, she does her own plumbing
I've found a girl who's sweeter than honey
She likes to fish, she's got her own boat y'all
Runnin' up to Miss Oklahoma
Her Daddy's rich but she don't let it show
Somebody slap me, somebody slap me
Somebody slap me, somebody slap me
Somebody slap me, somebody slap me
Somebody slap me, somebody slap me
Can't be this happy, somebody slap me
She's into football, she likes my chili
