I beg you, woman
I'm makin' payments on a two room shack
And at night she rubs my back
When he got off a highball train
When he got off a highball train
And a brand new Japanese yacht
And big brother went to college
He's got a big long Mercedes-Benz
And a funky looking little dog
He buys her big rings and diamonds
And at night she rubs my back
He bought her a big ol' racing horse
I drive me a big ol' semi truck
An' momma, she raised four little children
And I tell her what my poppa said to my momma
My wife she waits on tables
And teach my children to pray'
'Cause I'm the black sheep of the family
And I tell her what my poppa said to my momma
But they never mention me, no, no
My wife she waits on tables
And became a doctor man
And big brother, little brother and sister too
Yeah, I'm the black sheep of the family
Yeah, I'm the black sheep of the family
And teach my children to pray'
Everything for us they never had
An' poppa and momma wanted
'Wake me up early, be good to my dogs
'Wake me up early, be good to my dogs
And a house over-looking the town
I drive me a big ol' semi truck
I guess he makes about a million dollars a year
And they like to get together an' talk about all the things they've got
None of them turned out half bad accept me
'Wake me up early, be good to my dogs
He sits in his jacuzzi and he watches the sun go down
The little sister married a banker
And a family had a good name
Yeah, he owns a country club
I'm makin' payments on a two room shack
And he feels real sorry for me
Off the folks on insurance plans
