Mark two chrome, Gamma, Gamma, Gamma
Gamma, Gamma, Gamma, Gamma
In the next World's Fair because of the Gamma Ray
Let's go back to Indianapolis
You cannot be touched in anyway
Well, losing out on Mah Jong
And there ain't no guest list tonight at the Memorial Hall
By the benign, yet malevolent
If you carry twelve margaritas on a tray
He caused all the rock groups to flee
The deadly Gamma Ray, the deadly Gamma Ray
I blame it all on the Gamma Ray
All because of the Gamma Ray
Know why, you know why? The Gamma Ray
No, the deadly Gamma Ray, the Gamma Ray
Sure, I'm gettin' on a train right now
Cher got in 'cos she's so thin
When Alan McGhee went to Dundee
The Chief Brigadier's head began to swell
Gamma, Gamma, Gamma, Gamma Ray
And even Evil Knievel tried to wheedle
Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama ray
It was the Gamma Ray
Firing off depleted uranium shells
Except for the Gamma Ray
I hear there's entry only to those with green hair
I blame it all on the Gamma Ray
And then the Gamma Ray seemed to say
I set my watch to Hong Kong
Yeah, Indianapolis, Indianapolis
Yeah, I hear there's panic buying of shampoo
So, let's go back to Indianapolis, oh, Indianapolis
You know why, you know why
I'm outta here
Because it's the home of the Gamma Ray
In Indianapolis, home of the Gamma Ray
Blow it all away
I hear the Triad has crossed the Tong
And those little pots of goo
He bombarded everything pretty well
Yeah, I read it in the N.M.E.
