Well, can't you hear me laughing? Can't you see me smile?
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man
Well, what's a few broken bones when we all know, it's good clean fun
And you think, you're immune but I can sell you anything
I'm the man
Well, can't you hear me laughing? Can't you see me smile?
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
Did you looka looka look it all the blood
I'm the man
Kung fu, oh, that was one of my good ones
Well, can't you hear me laughing? Can't you see me smile?
I had a giant rubber shark and it really made a mark
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
Anything from a thin safety pin to a pork pie hat
I'm the man
I'm the man who gave you the yo-yo
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
Skateboards, I've almost made them respectable
So baby, we should get along fine
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man who gave you the yo-yo
(I'm the man)
'Cause I got the trash and you got the cash
And if you've got anything to say to me, you can say it with cash
I'm the man
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
(I'm the man)
I'm the man
I'll speak to the masses through the media
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man who gave you the yo-yo
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
So give me all your money' cause I know you think I'm funny
I'm the man who gave you the yo-yo
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
I'm the man
(I'm the man)
So baby we should get along fine
Right now, I think I'm gonna plan a new trend
So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
Because the line on the graph's getting low and we can't have that
(I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man)
You see, I can't always get through to you so I go for your son
'Cause I've got the trash and you got the cash
