Don't get no lies
(Sunday papers)
Ain't got no eyes
They wouldn't print it if it wasn't true
Ain't got no eyes
(Sunday papers)
Brother's heading that way, now I guess
If you want to know about the new sex position
(Sunday papers)
Don't get no lies
(Sunday papers)
But every weekend through the door
If you want to know about the man gone bonkers
Don't raise objection
If you want to know about the gay politician
(Sunday papers)
Come words of wisdom from the world outside
(Sunday papers)
If you want to know about the other suckers
Don't ask no questions
If you want to know how to drive your car
Whatever moves beyond these walls
You can read it in the Sunday papers, Sunday papers
(Sunday papers)
(Sunday papers)
Don't raise objection
If you want to know how to play guitar
Don't raise objection
Don't ask no questions
You read it in the Sunday papers, Sunday papers
She'll know the facts when Sunday comes along
He just read something, made his face turn blue
Don't get no lies
If you want to know about the stains on the mattress
Well, I got nothing against the press
Don't ask no questions
(Sunday papers)
If you want to know about the bishop and the actress
(Sunday papers)
Ain't got no eyes
Why should she go out when the TV's on?
If you want to know how to be a star
(Sunday papers)
(Sunday papers)
You can read it in the Sunday papers, Sunday papers
Mother's wheelchair stays out in the hall
