You ain't no friends of mine
But the things that you see
What my friends pretends to be
Happy loving couples always talk so kind
You know what I mean happy loving couples
Says she's just about the best thing
You ain't no friends of mine
Till the time that I can do my dancing with a partner
Those happy couples ain't no friends of mine
Happy couples say
Happy loving couples make it look so easy
what the little lady's done for me"
Says it like he thinks I'm blind
Ain't necessarily the things you can find
But those happy loving couples make it look so easy
And he says, "Can't you see
Be it in my own good time
When it comes to girls
In matching [Incomprehensible] polo-neck sweaters
But those happy loving couples make it look so easy
Reading 'Ideal Homes' magazine, yeah
Happy loving couples always talk so kind
You ain't no friends of mine
You ain't no friends of mine
Be it in my own good time
Wanna be, wanna really be
You ain't no friends of mine
What my friends pretend to be
I must live in a lonely world
Those happy couples ain't no friends of mine
Until the time that I can do my dancing with a partner
In the whole damn world
Till I become one of two of a kind
You ain't no friends of mine
Till the time that I can do my dancing with a partner
Being kind to myself
Happy loving couples always talk so kind
You ain't no friends of mine
You ain't no friends of mine
Those happy couples ain't no friends of mine
People say I'm too damn fussy
Wanna be, wanna really be
Being kind to myself
Till I become one of two of a kind
