Grab can, lift arm, stack can, turn around
Do the instant mash, make an instant smash
Do the instant mash, do the instant mash
Do the instant mash, do the instant mash
You wait till ten, then try take off your tie
Doin' the instant mash
Robots makin' lots of cash and all they eat is instant mash
Doin' the instant mash
It's so easy, it's so easy
Do the instant mash, make some instant cash
They got flashin' lights to dance to, if you're shy
In the cinema tonight, they sit and watch the robots fight
In the discorama there's a DJ tries to charm ya
It's so easy, it's so easy
Lift hand, flick wrist, drop hand, turn around
Red for treble, green for bass, they're wired in sequence round the place
Work there for a year or two and you can't get to like it
It's so easy, it's so easy
It's so easy, it's so easy
Heat it, beat it, eat it, turn around
The human beings don't have much to say
It's so easy, it's so easy
Do the instant mash, do the instant mash
Oh wouldn't you just love to be that way?
Do the instant mash, make an instant smash
I don't work in supermarkets anymore
It's so easy, it's so easy
