Read it in the Sunday papers
They wouldn't print it if it wasn't true
Sunday papers, don't ask no questions
Why should she go out when the TV's on
If you want to know about the Bishop and the actress
Sunday papers, don't get no lies
But every weekend through the door
Sunday papers, don't raise objection
Sunday papers, ain't got no eyes
Sunday papers, don't get no lies
Brother's heading that way now I guess
If you want to know about the new sex position
If you want to know how to drive your car
Sunday papers, don't ask no questions
Can't you read all about it, Sunday papers
If you want to know about the stains on the mattress
Whatever moves beyond these walls
Sunday papers, don't get no lies
Read all about it, Sunday papers
Get your Sunday papers, get your Sunday papers
He just read something, made his face turn blue
If you want to know about the gay politician
If you want to know how to play guitar
You can read it in the Sunday papers, Sunday papers
Sunday papers, ain't got no eyes
Read all about it, Sunday papers
Read all about it, Sunday papers
Read all about it, Sunday papers
Mother's wheelchair stays out in the hall
Get your Sunday papers, get your Sunday papers
Sunday papers, don't ask no questions
She'll know the facts when Sunday comes along
If you want to know about the man gone bonkers
If you want to know about any other suckers
If you want to know how to be a star
Sunday papers, don't raise objection
You can read it in the Sunday papers
Well I got nothing against the press
Come words of wisdom from the world outside
Sunday papers, ain't got no eyes
Read it in the Sunday papers
Sunday papers, don't raise objection
You can read it in the Sunday papers
Read all about it, Sunday papers
