Who gave you the hula hoop
I'm the man
That gave you the yo yo
I'm the man I'm the man
That gave you the yo yo
I'll speak to the masses through the media
I'm the man
So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
Well can't you hear me laughing? Can't you see me smile?
I'm the man I'm the man
But I can sell you anything anything from a thin safety pin to pork pie hat
Did you looka looka look it all the blood?
Who gave you the hula hoop
'Cause I've got the trash and you've got the cash
Who gave you the hula hoop
Well can't you hear me laughing? Can't you see me smile?
I'm the man I'm the man
I'm the man I'm the man
I'm the man
That gave you the yo yo
I'm the man I'm the man
'Cause I've got the trash and you've got the cash
Kung fu, oh that was one of my good ones
Right now, I think I'm gonna plan a new trend
I'm the man I'm the man
And you think you're immune
So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
I'm the man
So baby we should get along fine why don't you give me all your money?
You see I can't always get through to you so I go for your son
And if you've got anything to say to me you can say it with cash
That gave you the yo yo
Skateboards I've almost made them respectable
I'm the man
Because the line on the graph's getting low and we can't have that
Who gave you the hula hoop
I have a giant rubber shark and it really made a mark
So baby we should get along fine
I'm the man I'm the man
Well what's a few broken bones when we all know it's good clean fun
'Cause I know you think I'm funny
I'm the man I'm the man
Can't you hear me laughing? Can't you see me smile?
