So who'll defend in World War III
Can't get no jobs, can't get no careers
They can't get nowhere
All that noise, affects their brains
How they waste their time
And if the Russians ever come
But they can talk, the way they dress
All those drugs, they can't be sane
How they waste their time
They can't get nowhere
And it's such a crime
Where could we turn, where would they be
They can't get nowhere
And it's such a crime
They'll all be beating Bongo drums
They've all gone Beat Crazy, Beat Crazy
They say the world is in a mess
They've all gone Beat Crazy, Beat Crazy
How they waste their time
And it's such a crime
With safety pins stuck through their ears