He said, "Now don't you be that way
Would you run me over there, Shorty"
"And by the way, Shorty, I thank you
Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a good one'
That's when Junior turned bright red
He carried them up to the front porch
And said, "I'm takin' her to the dinner"
Junior's in love
And said, "I hate to break up the party
I can't hardly sleep at night
She pressed her nose to the screen door
He'll bring her some like a deer on the hood, som
Junior's in love
Oh, you know there's an oil puddle by the dinner
There's a lots of lovers and Junior, he's not one
But I've get to get to work by five
And when I do I dream of you"
With a dry wall hanger named Shorty
He'll bring her some like a deer on the hood, som
And hollered, "Wanda, look at what I got!"
Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a hot one
With a busted nose and a shiner
You could have had 'em put me in jail son
In a lovesick, sorry condition
That's where he parks every night and stares through the window
I'm just glad I run out of air hose
Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a good one'
He'll track her down and then if she should run
Don't know a kiss from a hug from a shotgun
And it came out his transmission
Wanda walked down the front steps
She was sittin' there watchin' TV
When I come at you with that nail gun"
He'll track her down and then if she should run
You know how much I love you
And said, "They smell like WD-40!"
Junior's in love
And he threw Shorty in the truck bed
