I'd Like to Have a Problem Like That

Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack

Don't know what they're whining about
He looked like a tall Tom Cruise
I think that I could solve 'em
And huggin', the sweet talk and lovin'
How much can I get for the movie rights?
I'd like to be too rich, I'd to be too thin

I saw a celebrity talkin' on the TV
I'd like to have a problem like that

Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch, Cadillac?
Sometimes, I'd like to be the big, bad wolf
I'd like to have a problem like that
Instead of just another sheep in the fold
He can't find time to relax from all the kissin'
Give me those problems
Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that
Be a one-man woman jugglin' act
Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that
Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back?
I'd like to have a problem like that
Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that
Burnin' both ends of his fuse

Cry about a luxury tax
He's seein' Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy
Should I drag 'em through court or tell 'em to kiss my fax?
I'd like to have a problem like that
Sure would like to have a problem like that
How many can you keep in the air before you lose track?

I'd like to have a problem like that
They won't let him write off his little eighty foot yacht

He said he's suffocatin', needs a vacation
I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinkin' dollar
I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in

Should I kiss and tell and write a book on my life?
I'd like to have a problem like that