Catfish, million dollar man
An' he just ran away
Catfish, million dollar man
Batter have to go back and sit down
Catfish, million dollar man
Nobody can throw the ball like catfish can
Used to work on Mr. Finley's farm
Came up where the Yankees are
Nobody can throw the ball like Catfish can
Wear an alligator boot
"Strike three", the umpire said
But the old man wouldn't pay
Dressed in a pinstripe suit
He packed his glove and took his arm
Smoke a custom made cigar