If Heartaches Were Nickels

If wine and pills were hundred dollar bills

And wish you were here by my side
And I don't have much to offer
Couldn't make you stay
Gonna have to pay
I'd be the richest fool alive
And wish you were here by my side
Just this old broken heart, hey baby
You know about the high cost of loving, baby
I know I still couldn't make you stay
And if broken dreams were limousines
Oh, if heartaches were nickels

I'd be the richest fool alive

If broken dreams were limousines
I might keep you satisfied
Yes, if heartaches were nickels
But if heartaches were nickels
You're gonna have to pay
But all I can do is think of you
I might keep you satisfied
And all I can do is think of you

Oh, a woman like you needs fine things

I might take you for a ride
Yes, if wine and pills were hundred dollar bills
But someday, someday
I would not, I wouldn't be here crying in the dark
Just this old broken heart
I might take you for a ride
But even if you saw me, baby
And I knew it from the start