It's Five O'Clock Somewhere

It's only half past twelve, but I don't care
It's only half past 12, but I don't care

At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder

It's only half past twelve, but I don't care
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
I'd like to call him somethin' but think I'll just call it a day
It's 5 O'clock somewhere
Tomorrow morning I know there'll be here to pay, hey, but that's all right
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's 5 O'clock somewhere
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
Pour me somethin' tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
This lunch break is gonna take all afternoon and half the night

My boss just pushed me over the limit
I could pay off my tip
If the phone's for me you can tell 'em I've just sailed away
I say, pour me somethin' tall and strong
I ain't had a day off now in over a year
My Jamaican vacation is gonna start right here
What would Jimmy Buffett do?
And pour me somethin' tall and strong
And pour me somethin' tall and strong
Gettin' paid by the hour, older by the minute
It's only half past twelve, but I don't care
Pour myself in a cab and be back to work before 2