Tiki Bar Is Open

(Concert city, state)
Thank God the tiki bar is open
Well his name was Captain Adam Troy
Thank God the tiki bar is open
Come on in and open up your mind
And the strip malls are robbing me blind

And if that tiki bar closes down tonight
Thank God the tiki bar is open
By the boys down at Kennedy

With no resemblance to reality
Thank God the tiki bar is open
Come on in and open up your mind
Thank God the tiki bar is open
On a leave of absence
Thank God the tiki torch still shines
Thank God the tiki torch still shines
Nor his likes will we ever see
Thank God the tiki bar is open
But it can calm your fears
Come on in and open up your mind
Full moon over
Thank God the tiki torch still shines
Thank God the tiki bar is open
I was tired and alone, I didn't feel too well
Now the captain's gone but he won't be forgotten

And my sun tan dream is still out of reach
Where the sign said, "Praise His name"
I felt like a rocket launched into the wild blue yonder
Well I just might disappear
But I don't think that he was to blame

And he sailed the, "Kon-Tiki"

Thank God the tiki bar is open
Thank God the tiki bar is open

Come on in and open up your mind

Well a drink ain't no solution
Checked into His Majesty's Court Hotel
Thank God the tiki torch still shines
Full moon in my mind