It's Five O'Clock Somewhere

It's only half past 12, but I don't care
What would Jimmy Buffett do?
My Jamaican vacation is gonna start right here

Gettin' paid by the hour, older by the minute
This lunch break is gonna take all afternoon and half the night
At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder
Pour myself in a cab and be back to work before 2
Make it a hurricane before I go insane

Make it a hurricane before I go insane
I say, pour me somethin' tall and strong
I'd like to call him somethin' but think I'll just call it a day
I ain't had a day off now in over a year
And pour me somethin' tall and strong

It's 5 O'clock somewhere
It's only half past twelve, but I don't care

My boss just pushed me over the limit
Pour me somethin' tall and strong
It's only half past twelve, but I don't care
Tomorrow morning I know there'll be here to pay, hey, but that's all right
If the phone's for me you can tell 'em I've just sailed away
I could pay off my tip
It's only half past twelve, but I don't care
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's 5 O'clock somewhere
And pour me somethin' tall and strong