You'll Never Work In Dis Bidness Again

To make it out in Hollywood
But I had to see what life was about
I knew I needed representation

I will never, never, work in this bidness again
You'll never, never, work in dis bidness again

I got hired, I got fired, I got called dirty names
When I puked on the bar
I'm going back to my predator friends

No, you'll never, never, work in dis bidness again
Bubba played a double barmitzvah
He said, that he could make me a star
All I played's a double barmitzvah
I'll never, ever work in this bidness again
You just have to change and complain"
He said, "You don't have to be that good
So, I went to Biloxi seekin' fortune and fame
You'll never, never, work in dis bidness again
Or you'll never, never work in dis bidness again

It's a jungle out there, I don't care

He was a bondsman and a part-time agent
I found it one night in a bar

I had my nose broke in 'Spago'

I parked cars at the rainbow, I sold maps of the stars
Stay in school, don't be a fool