While hopelessly trying not scald your tongue
Gonna be the last man standing
When I contemplate retirement for a while
But where do we go from here?
Contending for the ladies' favors testing every single flavor
I want to be the last man standing
But a hundred years from now they'll still be asking how
I've got miles of dedication and a natural inclination
When you stop and think about life is still just high school
Gonna be the last man standing
But the Last man standing was sayin' bring on a little bit more
Bring me the hot sauce, bring me a beer
For a childhood game i just could not outgrow
People crashin' on the sofas and passed out on the floor
I wanna be the last man standing
They're gonna see the last man standing
Still got a fun ticket in my hand
But the last man standing was sayin' bring on a little bit more
People crashin' on the sofas and passed out on the floor
As they gaze upon on my taxidermic smile
I might as well admit it there's been a time or two
You make the same mistakes you did when you were young
Want to be the last man standing
But the last man standing is singin' bring on a little bit more
Got the devil at the crossroads, wolf at the door
