You can mess with that mouse in Orlando
What would the Chamber of Commerce say
But you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen
No, no, you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen
You can shoplift your days at Blockbuster
But who else can you trust
All part of Skip Wiley's crusade
Where the barometer soup is you"
He's gonna give it back to the gators
The environmental terrorist
That's unthinkable in the state of Florida
Jilt a tourist in St. Augustine
But who else can you trust
No, you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen
He's crazy and dangerous
The environmental terrorist
No, you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen
"Welcome to the revolution", He said
Skip easily slipped through the net
And the day grovers called for his head
But who else can you trust
He's the outlaw in all of us
With a pirates persona he snatched the gridiron Madonna
He's the outlaw in all of us
He says, "Join me for lunch at the reptile's brunch
No, you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen
From the Gulf Coast to Biscayne Bay
The environmental terrorist
You can mess with that mouse in Orlando
You can mess with that mouse in Orlando
He was last seen atop of a mangrove
Jilt a tourist in St. Augustine
But you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen
He's crazy and dangerous
He was not meant to last, he belongs to the past
In the light of bad moves these manhunts ensued
While he and Skink cooled their heels in the shade
Yeah
Then came the citrus sensation
There were crimes of epic proportions
Well, Skip's caper it kinda backfired
Jilt a tourist in St. Augustine
Picture if you can when the Everglades ran
Tourists were cackin' and tourists were packin'
No, you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen
You can rag on the Miami Dolphins
Lock the tourists up in theme parks and zoos
Perched like a wounded osprey
He's crazy and dangerous
You can shoplift all day at Blockbuster
And I hope he gets there one day
He's the outlaw in all of us
But you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen
This man is sick
Got the orange juice barons rather upset