I've even got money to lend you
You're not there on my mind
And I know I'll never see him again
But honey I can never ever pretend
You're not there on my mind
And I got presents to send you
By a man who really wasn't my friend
When we're together we're a hell of a crew
Yes, and I got presents to send you
But honey I can never ever pretend
I've even got money to lend you
But my last little bout I had my hair pulled out
Spend some time in the Barbados sun
God I swore I'd never drink it again
Yeah, I thought I might sail down to Bridgetown
But honey I can never ever pretend
When we're apart there's no ache in my heart
I've even got money to lend you
You're not there on my mind
Yes, and I got presents to send you
Yeah, but I got presents to send you
Wound up where I'd begun
You're not there on my mind
But honey I can never ever pretend
There sits a fifth of Tequila
But my plans took a skid when I smoked a whole lid
Even got money to lend you
