The night that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
Round and round
Round and round, go round and round
Her fans call her "Tuffy" but all her buddies called her "Spike"
Round and round, go round and round
Around and round, oh round and round
Round and round, go round and round
When she caught my eye and I put it back
Well, I was just gettin' ready to get my hat
Round and round, go round and round
And I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
Round and round, go round and round
That she was built like a 'fridgerator with a head
Round and round, go round and round
Down in the arena
With this heavy-duty woman I been speakin' of
But I never met a person who would tell her that
She knew how to knuckle and she knew how to scuffle and fight
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen
Round and round, go round and round
Round and round
Around and round, oh, round and round
Well, I could not help it but to fall in love
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen
Down in the arena
She's my big blonde bomber, my heavy handed Hackensack mama
With a girl I saw on a bar room TV screen
Things looked kind of bad until the day she skated into my life
She was five foot six and two fifteen
Round and round
You know that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen
And the roller derby program said
Around and round, oh, round and round
A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean
Down in the arena
And I ordered myself couple o' more shots and beers
Well, she might be nasty, she might be fat
Round and round, go round and round
