She's my big blonde bomber, my heavy handed Hackensack mama
Things looked kind of bad until the day she skated into my life
Down in the arena
Round and round, go round and round
The night that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
She knew how to knuckle and she knew how to scuffle and fight
When she caught my eye and I put it back
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen
Round and round, go round and round
Down in the arena
A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean
Round and round, go round and round
And I ordered myself couple o' more shots and beers
Her fans call her "Tuffy" but all her buddies called her "Spike"
But I never met a person who would tell her that
Round and round, go round and round
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen
She was five foot six and two fifteen
Around and round, oh, round and round
Round and round
Round and round, go round and round
With a girl I saw on a bar room TV screen
Round and round
Round and round, go round and round
Round and round
And I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
With this heavy-duty woman I been speakin' of
Well, I was just gettin' ready to get my hat
Round and round, go round and round
Around and round, oh, round and round
You know that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
And the roller derby program said
Around and round, oh round and round
Well, I could not help it but to fall in love
Round and round, go round and round
The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen
Down in the arena
Well, she might be nasty, she might be fat
That she was built like a 'fridgerator with a head
