He knew better that perfume was gravity
'Cause I love my new mistake
Looks like our hero's gonna fall
I think it was her turn to make her first mistake
Intermission gave way to a miracle
'Cause any ol' way that I fall
Any ol' time at fall, any ol' way that I fall
The ending turned tragic when many years later
'Cause I love my new mistake
That couldn't wait, the mother was three weeks late
'Cause any ol' way that I fall
Any ol' time at fall, any ol' way that I fall
Pulling him closer to what could be tragedy
I land in your arms even though it's wrong
Any ol' time at fall, any ol' way that I fall
I'll be in your arms as we lie awake
My sugar trampoline
Baptized the baby in whiskey and licorice
With our lovely new mistake
You better catch me when I fall
Any ol' time at fall, any ol' way that I fall
Any ol' time at fall, any ol' way that I fall
The birth of an accident grew to a spectacle
I land in your arms even though it's wrong
So Father Mason, clutching his crucifix
Love is blind, deaf and dumb, but never mind
You better catch me when I fall
The baby had grown up and married a pop singer
'Cause any ol' way that I fall
The bow's about to break
Dialog swam from his pen like polliwogs
What a lovely way, drowning sins in tooth decay
I'm on my roller skates
