They land at six o'clock and there we are, the dutiful
God sends his spaceships to America, the beautiful
The Russians escaped while we weren't watching them, like Russians will
To the mating calls of lawyers in love
Among the human beings in their designer jeans
Eating from TV trays, tuned into happy days
Lawyers in love
And I hear the U.S.S.R. will be open soon
Am I the only one who hears the screams
Now we've got all this room, we've even got the moon
Last night I watched the news from Washington, the capitol
As vacation land for lawyers in love
Waiting for World War III, while Jesus slaves
And the strangled cries of lawyers in love?