Honey, don't just stand there lookin' like this dream will never end
Now your daddy's in the den shootin' up the evening news
Little one, what you gonna do?
Well, they've got a little list of all those things of which they don't approve
Well, honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend
Honey, you shake, I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line
But let me clue you in, it ain't like him to argue or pretend
Well, they've got to keep their eyes on you or you might make your move
Well, I may not have the answer but I believe I got a plan
See if we can't get in touch with a very close friend of mine
Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend
I'm going to try to swing you up into my saddle
And then we'll run but you'll think we're flyin'
Little one, come on and take my hand
We're going to forget all about the battle, it's gonna feel so fine
Honey, you shake, I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line
Well honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend
Little one, I think the damage would do you good
Little one, honey, it's all up to you
Well honey, you shake, I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line
'Cause he's the missing link, the kitchen sink, eleven on a scale of ten
Mama's with a friend, lately she's been so confused
Little one, I really wish you would
